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Smiley: Finally! I’ve been here for ages!
Saren: How is it?
Smiley: Needs some editing.
Saren: Go on.
Smiley: Well, how pissed do you want to appear?
Saren: Reasonably so.
Smiley: Then leave out a honorific or two. This ain’t for some bigwig or anything, right?
Saren: Noted.
Smiley: Then you need to know their lingo. There are a couple words those guys wouldn’t even be able to read, let alone write.
Saren: That’s why I asked you.
Smiley: I’ll try not to be offended.
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Smiley: There, I’ve fixed most of it. Is the second paragraph supposed to be a threat?
Smiley: ‘Cause that’s pretty poor.
Saren: “Or archaeologists shall be investigating your radiation-eaten corpse on Maji”?
Smiley: Yeah. Too long.
Saren: It is threatening.
Smiley: Most krogan have the attention spans of ten-year-olds. And it sounds like your “Garvax” isn’t exactly the fastest ship in the dock. Doubt he knows where Maji is.
Saren: Fair enough.
Smiley: In fact, this whole thing is too long. 195 characters for a note? That’s like a novel. I say you only need a quarter of that.
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Smiley: Bet you 50 credits you can’t do it.
<5 minutes>
Saren: “Port Hanshan on the 15th. Bring the mods. Otherwise, I feed your entrails to wild varren.”
Smiley: Haha, perfect.
Smiley: What about feeding to your pet thresher maw?
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