Content warning
This story includes explicit depictions of sex between two male characters. It is intended for adult audiences only.
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GST 02:24:15:16 Starting playback from index 00:00 with AASR titles; earpiece only.
00:00 [Humming of mass effect engines. P: 98%]
00:02 [Breathing of two persons. P: 98% Species: turian. P: 93% Gender: male. P: 89%]
00:12 [Moaning due to sexual activity. P: 52%]
GST 02:24:30:22 Query AASR threshold? default value 50; value type percent.
GST 02:24:30:23 Query AASR show best fit below threshold? false; default title “Unclassified sounds.”
00:16 [Unclassified sounds. P: 48%]
00:18 Kiss me.
00:20 Shut up.
00:22 [Laughter. P: 57%]
00:22 You don’t mean that. You like it when I talk. Admit it. You like it when I talk dirty.
00:30 Then talk dirty.
00:34 Make me.
00:36 [Moaning due to sexual activity. P: 59%]
00:46 Yeah… oh, yeah. That feels good… Fuck, that feels good.
00:57 That’s more like it.
00:59 [Laughter. P: 63%]
00:65 You’re a dirty old man.
00:68 I never talk dirty.
00:70 I’ll make you talk dirty.
00:73 I’d like to see you try.
00:84 [Moaning due to sexual activity. P: 86%]
01:12 Hm. You really never talk dirty? Now that I think back, I’ve never heard you talk dirty.
01:25 I never talk dirty. But you’re welcome to go on trying.
01:29 Maybe I should get you drunk first.
01:32 I never get drunk.
01:34 You’re a boring old man.
01:37 Is that so?
01:41 Ah!
01:55 [Moaning due to sexual activity. P: 63%]
01:66 Yeah… yeah… right there.
01:71 You were saying?
01:73 I take it back. You’re… the most interesting… old man… I’ve ever met. Ouch! Why’d you do that for?! It was a joke, for fuck sake. No need to go all rough on me.
01:98 I thought you liked it rough.
02:02 No I don’t. I really don’t. Well… perhaps the kind of rough from the last time? That was pretty hot. But I don’t want you to have ideas.
02:18 I always have ideas.
02:20 Saren.
02:23 You don’t trust me.
02:25 Not with that look, I don’t.
02:28 What look?
02:31 Hungry.
02:33 That I am.
02:56 [Moaning due to sexual activity. P: 59%]
02:69 Is this rough?
02:72 No.
02:80 And this?
02:84 In a good way…
02:91 How about this?
02:97 Ok. I need to know what you think you’re doing.
03:03 Learning what’s rough.
03:07 Well, I’d say…
03:09 Show me.
03:12 I don’t know…
03:14 Do it.
03:17 Alright then.
03:28 That’s not even uncomfortable.
03:31 Ok…
03:44 That’s uncomfortable.
03:47 Yeah?
03:59 Ah! You may stop now. My question is answered.
03:65 Good. Any other questions?
03:67 One and the same.
03:70 Spirits, Saren. Talking to you is like counting neutrinos.
03:73 All right. How is it that you trust me with your life on the battlefield, but you don’t trust me with your body in the bedroom?
GST 02:27:87:72 Playback paused at index 03:73
GST 02:27:87:73 “Valor” VI establishing automatic interface for status updates.
GST 02:27:87:74 Streaming status information; eyepiece only; audio mute; verbosity moderate.
Engineering crew to Deck 12. Code Blue. Additional information available.
GST 02:27:95:32 Status stream ended by user.
GST 02:27:98:01 Setting status stream options: verbosity minimal.
GST 02:28:01:11 Resuming playback at index 03:77
03:77 I do trust you.
03:79 Are you trying to lie to me? Or yourself?
03:85 I’m sorry. But I already told you everything I had. It’s got nothing to do with you. It’s all on me. Not your fault, nothing you did, nothing you can do. Just my own stupid, boring issues.
04:28 Talking to you is like trudging through a jungle.
04:34 I’ll shut up then. It’s what you wanted anyway.
04:35 [Humming of mass effect engines. P: 96%]
04:93 Nihlus.
04:95 I’m sleeping.
04:98 Talk to me.
05:06 [Unclassified sounds. P:37%]
05:08 I know you’ve been with other men before.
05:25 Yeah, well. Not on the… receiving side.
05:27 Never?
05:30 Not recently.
05:39 Out of principle?
03:41 Huh?
03:44 [Breathing. P: 81%]
03:49 What principle?
03:52 [Breathing. P: 76%]
03:60 You mean, like, a preference for being the dominant partner?
03:66 [Laughter. P: 90%]
03:74 You should know better by now.
03:78 Hm.
03:80 Oh, come on. Don’t tell me you forgot about the last time already?
03:82 Of course not.
03:86 [Breathing. P: 78%]
03:95 I just didn’t see it that way.
03:97 Yeah. You’re kind of… innocent that way.
04:05 Innocent?
04:08 You know. Inexperienced?
04:14 I understand now. You’re afraid I’ll do something wrong. Hurt you.
04:21 Ta-da!
04:25 [Breathing. P: 81%]
04:44 I’m sorry. That was obnoxious. I really should shut up.
04:48 [Breathing. P: 84%]
04:61 Saren? Say something? Please?
04:65 [Breathing. P: 78%]
04:76 I’m just not ready for that. I may never be. Is that a problem?
04:85 I don’t know.
04:89 [Breathing. P: 76%]
04:99 If I told you I might never kiss you, would that be a problem?
05:03 [Breathing. P: 76%]
05:22 It’s not quite the same, is it?
05:26 [Breathing. P: 69%]
05:41 But I guess I see what you mean.
05:47 Answer me.
05:53 Yeah. It would.
05:57 [Breathing. P: 71%]
05:63 Come then.
05:66 You don’t have to…
05:68 Shut up.
05:71 Yeah. I really should, shouldn’t…
05:82 [Unclassified sounds. P: 45%]
06:23 I’ll trust you first.
06:25 I never said I didn’t…
06:27 Teach me.
06:30 Saren, I…
06:48 [Moaning due to sexual activity. P: 68%]
06:67 Slow down.
06:69 [Laughter. P: 85%]
06:77 How the hell am I supposed to say no when you’re doing that?
06:85 Say yes.
06:89 Ok. Yes! You win. Ha, like that’s new. But there’s really not enough room for… anything… on this thing.
07:25 For once, we agree.
07:33 [Footsteps. P: 87%]
07:39 [Cabinet opening and closing. P: 81%]
07:51 Come.
07:53 What are you doing?
07:55 What does it look like?
07:58 [Laughter. P: 90%]
07:65 Like a… furry, fluffy rug? I can’t believe you have something like this on the ship. How did I never see it before? Next, you’ll bring out a bottle of wine and scented candles. Wait for me!
07:90 [Two persons climbing stairs. P: 94%]
08:24 Hah. Nice. I wonder how many women you’ve… entertained like this.
08:32 Guess.
08:34 What do I get if I guess correctly?
08:38 Would another kiss suffice?
08:41 Suffice? I’d fucking kill for that.
08:45 Perhaps later.
08:47 [Laughter. P: 63%]
08:56 Ok, ok. Let’s see…
08:60 [Breathing. P: 98%]
08:66 Come on. Guess.
08:69 Alright.
08:73 [Breathing. P: 98%]
08:75 None.
08:77 Is that so?
08:81 Mhm. You’re too much of a gentleman. You wouldn’t bring a lady here. You’d take her somewhere nice. Treat her to a peek at your good taste. A fancy hotel where no questions will be asked. A long, sweaty night with minimal conversation. You’d leave before she awakes. And wipe all your fingerprints too.
09:17 [Laughter. P: 93%]
09:25 I made myself jealous.
09:29 [Breathing. P: 78%]
09:35 Come closer.
09:55 [Moaning due to sexual activity. P: 65%]
09:63 So I was right, eh? I wish we played this game… more often…
09:69 What game?
09:72 The guessing game.
09:74 Guess what I’m thinking.
09:76 [Laughter. P: 79%]
09:83 That shouldn’t be… ah… difficult at all… Same rules?
09:91 Yes.
09:93 You’re… uh…
09:97 [Moaning due to sexual activity. P: 65%]
10:13 It’s not fair… with you distracting me like that.
10:19 Just shoot, Nihlus. You’re supposed to be good at that.
10:24 Alright. You’re wondering… how tight I am.
10:30 And…?
10:34 And…
10:38 [Moaning due to sexual activity. P: 71%]
10:49 And… if you can make me come… without touching me.
10:57 What do you think?
10:71 About what?
10:74 That. Making you come without touching you.
10:80 Hot as hell.
10:82 Not what I meant. I thought it was a myth.
10:88 So not a myth.
10:95 Good to know.
10:99 [Moaning due to sexual activity. P: 69%]
11:17 So I guessed right again? Am I good or what? And… just for the record… you could make me come… by just looking at me.
11:29 But this is far more interesting.
11:33 [Laughter. P: 83%]
11:44 Yeah… fuck, yeah.
11:48 Off with that.
11:50 Yes, sir.
11:61 All of it, Nihlus.
11:64 On it, sir.
11:81 That’s better.
11:85 [Moaning due to sexual activity. P: 67%]
12:00 You can bite, just don’t leave…
12:04 I know, right? You said you’ll trust me.
12:09 I do.
12:18 Get down.
12:26 Should I…?
12:28 No. Stay like that. You’re perfect like that.
12:36 [Unclassified sounds. P: 39%]
12:41 I can feel your heartbeat.
12:51 [Moaning due to sexual activity. P: 63%]
12:59 Are you afraid?
12:67 [Unclassified sounds. P: 48%]
12:74 Don’t stop.
12:77 I won’t. Just tell me if…
12:79 I will.
12:83 Relax.
12:86 I’m relaxed.
12:89 No. I mean, relax.
12:93 [Breathing. P: 77%]
13:02 Easier said than done.
13:05 You must will it. Let go. Just let go.
13:13 [Unclassified sounds. P: 43%]
13:20 Is that necessary?
13:23 Don’t worry. I don’t sharpen my talons.
13:27 And for once… ah! I’m glad you don’t.
13:34 Did it hurt?
13:36 No. Just cold.
13:39 [Laughter. P: 85%]
13:45 Sorry.
13:49 [Breathing. P:71%]
13:58 Relax… all the way… Yeah. Like that.
13:68 Come back, Nihlus. Use the other hand.
13:71 Right. I have another hand.
13:73 [Laughter. P: 57%]
13:77 [Breathing. P: 77%]
13:91 Ok… here goes… just relax…
13:97 [Unclassified sounds. P: 34%]
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GST 02:38:29:23 Resuming playback at index 13:97
13:97 [Moaning due to sexual activity. P: 71%]
14:10 Ah!
14:12 Sorry.
14:14 It’s ok. I’m ok. You ok?
14:20 Yes.
14:24 [Moaning due to sexual activity. P: 74%]
14:39 Ease up. Ease up. Gotta relax… yeah, like that… oh yeah…
14:43 [Moaning due to sexual activity. P: 76%]
14:66 You may… move freely. Don’t hold back, Nihlus.
14:75 Fuck… I love it… when you… say my name…
14:84 Maybe… you’ll make me… talk dirty after all… Nihlus.
14:98 [Laughter. P:51%]
15:02 [Moaning due to sexual activity. P: 81%]
15:13 Oh this feels so good…
15:17 [Moaning due to sexual activity. P: 88%]
15:38 I’m close… are you close?
15:45 Wait.
15:48 What?
15:50 Come closer.
15:53 Can’t get any closer than…
15:61 Like this.
15:65 Oh. Oh.
15:68 Give me your hand.
15:73 Ok… Ok… Oh, that’s brilliant.
15:80 [Moaning due to sexual activity. P: 90%]
15:89 Oh yeah… fuck yeah…
15:94 Don’t hold back.
15:96 Yessir.
16:00 [Moaning due to sexual activity. P: 95%]
16:09 Spirits… Oh Spirits…
16:21 [Moaning due to sexual activity. P: 98%]
16:92 [Unclassified sounds. P: 42%]
16:97 [Breathing. P: 95%]
17:23 Stay. Please? Just another minute.
17:27 All right.
17:33 You ok?
17:35 Yes.
17:38 Wanna talk?
17:41 No.
17:43 Next time I’ll…
17:45 It’s fine, Nihlus.
17:50 [Breathing. P: 93%]
17:59 I do trust you.
17:65 [Breathing. P: 97%]
17:74 I know.
GST 02:42:06:51 Playback ended at index 17:75; reason: end of stream.
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GST 02:42:46:16 Establishing interface with “Valor” VI.
GST 02:42:46:17 Requesting status update.
GST 02:42:42:18 Streaming status information; eyepiece only; audio mute; verbosity minimal.
Saren glanced at the notification. ETA to Serpent Nebula relay: 3 hours 32 minutes.
“Play it again.”